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the jaboon cat cats are in the market!

Mon Jun 8, 2009, 1:00 PM


*walks up to a random lady with the giant spork:
are you a hot penguin? the jaboon cat cats are in the market! they want to eat jesus! *shifts eyes around* the dog knows them! but it's jealous! and Frank Zappa will be there! oh yes he will eat! and puedo will invite the eel! *waves spork meaningfully*
*pauses briefly*
*looks at planter boxes of dirt, points with spork* why are the vases of champagne turning black?! i know the orange armadillos are very happy at night...but why the champagne? do you speak comprehend?! did you divorce Spanish! *wanders over to car and points with spork* the sun plates in the car call for personality and want plates....
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where are my pants? *runs away*

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I love my writing i did back in high school- so... lacking of sanity


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the auto smiley on DA- ;p 

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best of times it was, worst of times it was, age of wisdom it was, age of foolishness it was, hmmmm yes, epoch of belief it be as well yes, hmmmm, epoch of the incredulity it be, the season of Light, hmmmm, yes it be season of Darkness, yes too it was, hmmmmm, spring be of hope yes,but winter of despair be it also, everything before had we us yes, hmmmm, nothing before us had us too yes, direct to Heaven we all going are, direct other way going are we as well to yes, hmmmmm.
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When 193 years old you are- look good you will not.
Charles "yoda" Dickens

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~twistedkitsune:icontwistedkitsune:
belated response to your response to my dorky dancing, ftw!
Wed Jun 27, 2007, 8:58 PM
~talyra:icontalyra:
Rusty toes? That's what you get for not washing between them...
Sun Nov 12, 2006, 10:09 AM
*airbournevirus:iconairbournevirus:
yay! dorky dancing!
Sun Nov 12, 2006, 12:49 AM
*airbournevirus:iconairbournevirus:
hah! don't forget the fact that the razer blades are rusty.
Sun Nov 12, 2006, 12:49 AM
~SLITZ-1:iconSLITZ-1:
your dev wathers are crazy bergen
Mon Jul 3, 2006, 11:56 PM
~twistedkitsune:icontwistedkitsune:
:dance: :boogie: What? I thought the box could use some lively, if dorky, dancing!
Thu May 18, 2006, 3:08 PM
*Fangfingers:iconFangfingers:
Charles "yoda" Dickens ......:rofl:
Wed Apr 19, 2006, 3:47 PM
~talyra:icontalyra:
*gets eaten by weird creature with too many limbs and razors where its toes ought to be*
Tue Apr 11, 2006, 3:43 AM
~talyra:icontalyra:
*sneaks into satanic soapmaking factory to get Loki's pants back*
Tue Apr 11, 2006, 3:42 AM
~X-Loki-X:iconX-Loki-X:
Bergen stole my pants and used then for satanic soap-making purposes :(
Fri Mar 17, 2006, 10:50 AM

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best of times it was, worst of times it was, age of wisdom it was, age of foolishness it was, hmmmm yes, epoch of belief it be as well yes, hmmmm, epoch of the incredulity it be, the season of Light, hmmmm, yes it be season of Darkness, yes too it was, hmmmmm, spring be of hope yes,but winter of despair be it also, everything before had we us yes, hmmmm, nothing before us had us too yes, direct to Heaven we all going are, direct other way going are we as well to yes, hmmmmm.
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When 193 years old you are- look good you will not.
Charles "yoda" Dickens

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