*walks up to a random lady with the giant spork:
are you a hot penguin? the jaboon cat cats are in the market! they want to eat jesus! *shifts eyes around* the dog knows them! but it's jealous! and Frank Zappa will be there! oh yes he will eat! and puedo will invite the eel! *waves spork meaningfully*
*pauses briefly*
*looks at planter boxes of dirt, points with spork* why are the vases of champagne turning black?! i know the orange armadillos are very happy at night...but why the champagne? do you speak comprehend?! did you divorce Spanish! *wanders over to car and points with spork* the sun plates in the car call for personality and want plates....
(...)
where are my pants? *runs away*
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I love my writing i did back in high school- so... lacking of sanity

this guy does awesome work by the way.



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